I’m A Simple Dog.

Dear Readers,

I’m a simple dog. I’m not a material girl.

Mummy bought me one of those HUGE dog beds from Costco. But I wouldn’t even look at it. Mummy even laid on it to show me what it was for but I turned up my nose. I don’t need no stinkin’ dog bed like a prissy little Paris Hilton chihuahua. Next thing you know Mummy will be buying me little doggy jumpsuits. *gag*

I prefer the plushy carpet floor next to Daddy’s side of the bed. All I need is a pillow to rest my head.

Good night sweet prince and princesses.

Woof,
Andorra The Dog

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